I Better Be Good

[Verse 1] If I ain't cool My daddy gonna send me to Military School If I ain't nice My girlie gonna freeze me with cold shoulder ice If I'm real late My teacher gonna use me for alligator bait So, I better be good I better be good [Verse 2] If I jump on the gas The cops are gonna jump all over my back If I smoke too much Doctor says he's gonna put my lungs in a crutch If I'm caught without my pants Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot Until he sees me dance, so, I better be good I had better be good [Chorus] You better be nice You better be nice You better be nice You better be nice Nice, nice, nice - you better be Nice, nice, nice - you better be Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh Nice, nice, nice Nice, nice, nice Nice, nice, nice You better be nice tonight [Verse 3] If I spray it on the seat Lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat If I spewey too fast Lover's gonna stick my Wrangler in a cast If zipper grabs skin I'll know I had it out when I shoulda kept it in, ow I better be good, I better be good I better be good, ooh [Chorus] You better be nice You better be nice You better be nice You better be nice Nice, nice, nice - you better be Nice, nice, nice - you better be Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh Nice, nice, nice I'd better be nice tonight, yeah [Outro] Nice, nice, nice Nice Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice Nice, nice, nice Nice, nice, nice Nice, nice, nice, nice