[Instrumental Intro]
[Verse 1]
I sent you a postcard, thought it would be funny
Would have sent a souvenir, but they took all my money
It's pretty warm down here but it ain't sunny
[Chorus]
And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
[Verse 2]
I tried to call you, I tried to call you
Long distance operators that only stall you
Besides the damn rates are so high, they just appall ya
[Chorus]
And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
[Bridge]
It started out a nice vacation
Left the station, right on time
Now it's turned to pure frustration
I'm just a prisoner in time
Can't get a ticket to get me home, dear
They just don't have too many flights from twilight zone, dear
So don't forget to feed my cats
Spot and Jerome, dear
[Chorus]
And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
[Verse 3]
Seeing all the sights here, I'm getting lonely
I'd show you all the film I took if they would only
Let me go home, dear, sincerely
[Chorus]
I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here, hu
[Instrumental Outro]
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