Generic Holiday Special

[Orange Theme Song] He's Orange He has a lot of friends They live together on a fruit stand They have adventures all across the land And even play in a rock and roll band He's Orange Annoying Orange He's Orange Annoying Orange He's Orange Hahahahahahah! That was not bad. But this time, let's try to make it actually good! And don't sing 12 songs at the same time! Hey, hey, hey! What you guys doing? And why the heck are you all wearing those dumb costumes? They're not dumb. You're wearing a diaper. Oh- okay, a- a little dumb. Based on your costumes, I guess we're celebrating Fruitskis? Marshmallovis? Crazy Wig Day? The Diapers and Top Hat Festival? Yes. Yes to which one? All of it. These are all for the big holiday special. Holiday what? It's The Annoying Orange Generic Holiday Special! Yay! Entering the fruit cart gang, Nerville, the man who talks to fruit Extra special guests Alice Cooper, Bret Michaels, "Weird Al" Yankovic The big grub candy monster, and Maria Menounos with the comedy stylings of the unknown banana Little Squishy with unicorn DJ Princess Buttercup, legendary guitarist Squash The citrus family singers, some other people, and me, Broccoli Alien Overlord, boom, pow, special! Wow, that is a lot of performance to fit into 11 minutes. Welcome to the annoying... Uh, Orange. Actually, the opening sketch ran long, so we have to cut the monologue. Whoa! Guess I better jump right into my song then. Bleh, bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh! Oh, silly me. That was also cut. Oh, hey, I hate to tell you, but you're about to get cut too. Knife! Sorry, dude. No! Oh, the pain! Oh, a pink slip. Still hurts. Talk about canned laughter! Oh, the unbearable agony. And just when my announcing career was taking off. Relax, buddy. It's just a minor setback. We've all had it. Even you, Mr. Alice Cooper? Sure, you just got to keep it in perspective. Family, friends, love, golf. That's what life's all about. That is indeed some sage advice. Thank you, kind sir, Alice, Al. May I call you Al? Oh, and always make sure that you eat right. It is an honor, sir. I shall never wash this bite mark. I love you, Alice! Help! Oh, this is a riot! And now, to celebrate the holiday season, here's Grandpa Lemon in a bunny outfit! Who wants bunny eggs? Yes! Set him on stage! Get the hook! The hook! Oh, so that's where bunny eggs come from. Ew! It's Brad Becker! Ladies, ladies. You look delicious, sweet, and lovely. I bought for you one single rose. No, you didn't! No, you didn't! Oh, we're running out of time! And we've got to cover every holiday plus all the guest stars in the next five minutes! And I just ate up another six seconds saying that! I can get you back on track, Jack. Hey, it's Little Squishy, the marshmallow rapper, yo! Little Squishy's gonna rock the holiday in a jolly way. Unicorn DJ Princess Buttercup, let's rock this pop stand. [Holiday Mash-Up] Got too many guests in your holiday show Mix them all together you got yourself a go Bret Michaels, Alice Cooper with Al and Squash Counting down to a celebrity bash Let's party y'all! Holiday Mash-Up! Say what? Here we go Holiday Mash-Up! Holiday Mash-Up, gonna make a smash (Get your holiday) Cut it as a single, make some holiday cash Holiday Mash-Up, gonna make a smash Hope some people buy it and don't throw it in trash Bleugh! Holiday Mash-Up! On January first, we toast the new fruit year Valenfruits give sweets to those you hold dear Salute the fruit fathers on presi-fruits day Fruit hogs day with the sun in your brain On the day we glorify the trees we came from Crazy wig day sound awesome (Ya-ha-ha!) But it's actually dumb (Oh come on!) Holiday Mash-Up, gonna be a bash (Ow, ow, ow) Now I think it's time we hear a solo from Squash Let's party y'all Yeah, okay Ahh! On fruit dependence day we mark our fruit country's birth Laughing everyday, give thanks for all the mirth (Wa-ha!) Fruitsgiving when we woop it up for not being eaten Fruit-oween we wear a mask For trick or treating! Marshmallovis is 8 days long my peeps Fruitskis Santa gives some of us the creeps (Happy holidays) Holiday Mash-Up, gonna make a smash (Holiday Mash-Up!) Hope Santa doesn't wind up with a holiday gash (He's scary) (Oh yeah, I'm the scary one, oh yeah) Holiday Mash-Up, gonna make a smash (More Apple!) Play it every year at your holiday bash (What?!) Holiday Mash-Up! Woah, Little Squishy knocked off almost all the guests and holidays in one number! Maybe that'll leave enough time for me to sing my- No way! We're behind again. I gotta cut three more acts and Weird Al's accordion polka. Midget Apple, can you break it to him? I'm on it! So, you're cool with this? I am a professional, these things happen! Don't even sweat it. I'm wicked cool, bro. Hold me! Peach, have you seen Orange anywhere? I tied some mistletoe to my head and I was hoping that he'd take the hint. Passion, you're so cute with your silly schoolgirl games, but I think you're gonna have to step it up. Looks like someone else is making their move. Bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh Maria Menounos? You think Maria Menounos has the hots for my, for Orange? Bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh- I can't! Keep working on it. Only one way to get to Carnegie Hall. Practice. Hahahahahahahah! Oh, Orange. Girl, this is not a good situation. You may as well kiss your chances with Orange buh-bye. Unless you can get little Miss Thing over there out of the picture. Maria Menounos? Out of the picture? Hahahah, hahahah, HAHAHAHAHAH! Hey, pretty lady! Hey, pretty! Hey, Marshmallow. What you doing? Today's the first day of Marshmallovis! I'm preparing the candy Marshmallicas for the Feast of Reverence honoring The souls of our dead Marshmallow ancestors! Yay! Oh, I love Marshmallicas. Yum. Oh, and... Feliz Marshmallovis to you, my friend. A traditional jelly bean turkey? Yay! For after we decorate the graham cracker bush! Woo, pretty lady! You celebrate Marshmallovis? It's my favorite holiday! You don't have to be a marshmallow to celebrate the season. You know why? Cuz... [It's a Marshmallow Kind of Day] (Yay!) It's a bright fluffy world Full of magic rainbows Where puppies and unicorns play In the sky there's floats Cotton candy boats It's a marshmallow kind of day (Hahahahahah!) A happy smiley world Full of sunshine There's no chance of sorrow or pain Candy showers rain There's a kitten train It's a marshmallow kind of day It's a marshmallow kind of day It's a marshmallow kind of day So hey, come out to fly It's a marshmallow kind of day (Try to steal my man? We'll see about that, Maria Menounos.) The world's kind of squishy and flat on both ends You're never alone with marshmallow friends The world's kind of gooey and sweet to the core Once you visit, you've got to have some more It's a marshmallow kind of day It's a marshmallow kind of day (Woah!) So hey, come out to Pluto's It's a fluffy gooey happy jewey me and you and marshmallow Marshmallovis day I didn't actually mean you should try to get rid of her as in actually get rid of her. It was an accident. Never apologize, honey. Now you go out there and tell Orange how you feel about him Before that way more attractive than you superstar steals him away. Steal Orange? What? I thought you had a crush on him. Orange and I are just friends. I'm sweet on that guy. [Little Drummer Orange] Oh, hi, Orange. Oh, hey, Weird Al Yankovic. I thought you left. Nah, I was hoping the show might run short so I could still do a number. Hey, maybe we could duet! Do you know this one? Oh, I do indeed. It's a lovely thing. Bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh Hey, excuse me! Bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh It's a pretty thing, isn't it? Yeah. Happy generic holiday, Weird Al. Happy generic holiday, Orange. Happy holidays, everyone. Bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh Happy holidays, everybody! Uh-huh. Talking to you. Happy holidays. [Credits Behind the Scenes Clips] OK, here we go. I don't have any broccoli in my teeth, do I? Hahahah! It's a pretty thing, isn't it? Isn't it? Orange crush, feeling flush when he's with me. Welcome to my fruit mare. Bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh! Your sweetness has brought forth a rose. I need a new agent. Ahahah!