Saturday Night Special

[Verse 1] Yeah, two feets, they come a creepin' Like a black cat do And two bodies are layin' naked A creeper thinks he got nothin' to lose [Pre-Chorus] So, he creeps up into this house, yeah And unlocks the door And as the man's reaching for his trousers Shoots him full of 38 holes [Chorus] It's the Saturday Night Special Got a barrel that's so blue and cold Ain't good for nothin' but puttin' men six feet in the hole [Verse 2] Big Jim's been drinkin' whiskey And playin' poker on a losin' night And pretty soon, Ol' Jim starts a-thinkin' Somebody been cheatin' and lyin' So Big Jim commence to fightin' I wouldn't tell you no lies Big Jim done pull his pistol And shot his friend right between the eyes [Chorus] It's the Saturday Night Special Got a barrel that's so blue and cold Ain't good for nothin' but puttin' men six feet in the hole [Bridge] Ah yeah I'm gonna tell you what you can do with it too [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Hand guns are made for killin' They ain't no good for nothin' else And if you like to drink your whiskey You might even shoot yourself [Pre-Chorus] So why don't we dump them people to the bottom of the sea Before some ol' fool come around here Wanna shoot either you or me [Chorus] It's the Saturday Night Special Got a barrel that's so blue and cold Ain't good for nothin' but puttin' men six feet in the hole It's the Saturday Night Special Got a barrel that's so blue and cold Ain't good for nothin' but puttin' men six feet in the hole [Outro] Saturday Night Special Ah yeah It's the Saturday Night Special It's the Saturday Night Special