Fat and Famous

[Verse 1] Frizzy hair and glasses At the back of the class You made fun of me on Friday nights I was down there in the band You were up there in the stands And now who's voted 'Most Likely to Hate Their Life' [Chorus] You got fat, I got famous Ain't that funny how it changes You made fun of me for years I get paid to play my songs I got a headline gig in Austin You got a closet drinking problem And a juvenile delinquent souvenir from Senior Prom I got a Budweiser endorsement You're re-financing your mortgage How's it feel to make those payments? You got fat and I got famous [Verse 2] You cheated off my papers And ignored me in the hall And drove a daddy's money Mustang around town I drove a rusty pile of tin That you loved to go by me in It looks a lot like that heap you're driving now [Chorus] You got fat, I got famous Ain't that funny how it changes You made fun of me for years I get paid to play my songs I got a headline gig in Austin You got a prayer-chain gossip column And a pack of crappy friends And an ass just like your mom My guitar player says I'm sexy I strum his Tele, when he lets me It's a bitch the way life changes You got fat and I got famous [Bridge - Spoken] You know it's nice to sing about the truth every now and then Truth is that karma and gravity Yeah well, they're the same thing [Outro] I got a Budweiser endorsement You're re-financing your mortgage Ain't that a bitch? The way life changes 'Cause you got fat and I got famous