Candace Party

[Intro: Candace] First of all, it's not a party But if it were a party, it would not be their party, it would be my party [Chorus: Crowd, Candace] Candace party! Candace party! It's not a party, it's an intimate get together! Candace party! Candace party! Don't call it that, it's just a get together! Candace party! Candace party! [Verse 1: Candace] Don't spill your drink Don't drop your food Don't make the music in the house go boom Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors And please stay out of my room Take your feet off the chair No running in the house Put a coaster under that drink Hey, these tchotchkes aren't for juggling And that's a toilet, not a sink! [Chorus: Candace, Crowd] It's not a party, it's an intimate get together Candace party! Candace party! Don't call it that, it's just a get together Candace party! Candace party! [Interlude: Phineas, Jeremy] Hi, Mom? What, what? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over Candace's intimate get together Candace party! [Verse 2: Candace] Hey, what's this in this fishbowl? I said don't play with the remote! Hey, close the door, were you born in a barn? Which one of you brought this goat? [Chorus: Candace, Crowd] It's not a party, it's an intimate get together Candace party! Candace party! Don't call it that, it's just a get together Candace party! Candace party! We're talking I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together What? I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together That's right It's not a party