How Dare This Beer

[Verse 1] How dare this beer buzz my heavy, hanging head So crisp and quenching, satisfying How dare it hit the spot Bubbles dare to tickle my tongue Another cold one in the fridge Waiting for me when I'm done How dare this bed be so warm and be so soft 800 threads and counting And enough pillows to suffocate me How dare it cradle me in my tears so gently So gently [Verse 2] What right do the stars have to sparkle up in the sky? A hoedown of luminescent fireflies Disco dancing in the heavеns Sharing ecstasy and having the time of thеir lives How dare they party light years away While I'm down here, stuck on the ground I might as well be in the dirt, in the dirt, in the dirt