Be My Guest / Dialogue with Judy Garland and Ethel Merman

[Intro: Announcer] From Television City in Hollywood The Judy Garland Show [Verse: Judy Garland] We have a very exciting show planned for you tonight, I We've got marvelous people We've got Barbra Streisand, I think she's nice And she has such poise and she's got such elegance It's a joy to have her on my show [Chorus: Barbra Streisand & Judy Garland] Judy, it's great to be with you Be my guest, be my guest You know, I've, uh, been a fan of yours since I was two Be my guest, be my guest Well, if I really am your guest I have a small rеquest Anything you want to do Anything? Anything Can I replace you? Bе my guest, be my guest [Outro: Ethel Merman, Barbra Streisand & Judy Garland] I'm so surprised to see you You look marvelous I feel pretty good I was— You know me, say hello How about that? Now, I was across, I'm across the hall here I was taping a, a Red Skelton show And uh, gee You belting? I was belting? I heard you two belting I heard the noise and that's why I came in here I just came in to say hello Oh, you're modest (That's all) And how about this Barbra? Yeah, isn't this great? The new belter What's the next thing now after this? The next big thing that you're gonna do? It's called Funny Girl (Oh) It's about Fanny Brice, you know, based on Wonderful (And Nicky Arnstein) Do you have a good composer? Jule Styne Ah! Jule Styne (And Bob Merrill) He wrote Gypsy Oh my goodness, you couldn't have— Oh, you're in good hands, girl