Opening / You’ll Never Know

[Part I: Opening] [Instrumental] [Part II: You'll Never Know] [PIANO PLAYER, spoken] Okay, let's get started, we're on the clock [MOTHER, spoken] This is costing a fortune, twenty-five dollars an hour Pull up your socks [YOUNG GIRL, spoken] Ma, who's gonna sing? [PIANO PLAYER, spoken] Alright, alright, stand up tall [YOUNG GIRL, spoken] Oh, oh, you know that part? I meant to talk to you about it [PIANO PLAYER, spoken] Huh? [YOUNG GIRL, spoken] In the middle, where you play alone [PIANO PLAYER, spoken] Yeah? [YOUNG GIRL, spoken] Don't you think it's a little too long? I really think you should shorten it [PIANO PLAYER, spoken] Shorten it? [YOUNG GIRL, spoken] I have a better idea Why don't you just cut it out completely? [PIANO PLAYER, spoken] Kid, just do what I tell ya [MOTHER, spoken] Listen to him, Barbra [YOUNG GIRL, spoken] Well, don't you think it's a little bit long? [PIANO PLAYER, spoken, MOTHER, spoken & YOUNG GIRL, spoken] Alright, let's rehearse the ending Here's how it goes (Stop, stop fidgeting) Pay attention (I'm not) [PIANO PLAYER] You'll never know if you don't know now [PIANO PLAYER, spoken] Okay? Nice and simple You got it, kid? [YOUNG GIRL, spoken] Yeah, I got it [PIANO PLAYER, spoken] Don't change a note [YOUNG GIRL, spoken] Okay, okay [YOUNG GIRL] If there is some other way to prove that I love you I swear, I don't know how You'll never know if you don't know now [PIANO PLAYER, spoken] You did that wrong I, I don't understand, we've rehearsed this for hours You do it different every time I can't get her to sing the same thing twice She doesn't listen [MOTHER, spoken] She never listens [PIANO PLAYER, spoken] Well, who does she think she is? She told me to cut my solo She said it was too long [MOTHER, spoken] So you'll play it on my record, let's rehearse [PIANO PLAYER, spoken & MOTHER, spoken] I play the Catskills for God's sake (What key do I sing it in? Let's see) She ain't ever gonna play the Catskills [MOTHER, spoken] What key do I sing in? [PIANO PLAYER, spoken & MOTHER] Typical kid, she's never gonna make it (You'll never know)