The Best Thing That Ever Has Happened

[Spoken Intro: Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand] You dressed yet? Dressed? Why? We've got cocktails at the Cosdens' Oh, geez We said we'd drop by Ugh, do we have to Then, there’s dinner at the Dodges’, the reception at the Rosens'... Ah! I think I'm gonna die! So how about we just stay home? Could we do that? I like your thinking [Verse 1: Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand, both] You are the best thing that ever has happened to me You are Come on... Okay, then, one of the best things that’s happened to me You are To think I'd find someone who could surprise me And size me up without cutting me down? Ain't this a town? Sure is You are the god-damned'est thing that has happened to me (Language!) Ever... sorry When did I have this much happiness happen to me? Never I can’t believe my luck And all I can do Is be the best thing that’s happened to you [Chorus 1: Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand] So whaddya say we just stay home? (So whaddya say we just stay home?) So whaddya we just go out on the boat and get smashed and make love on the beach and stare up at the moon? (Whaddya say we just go out on the boat and get smashed and make love on the beach and stare up at the moon?) [Verse 2: Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand, both] You might just be the best thing that has happened to me Well, so far So far? Of course, not much very good's ever happened to me (Aww) So far (Me too) I never much liked love I always fought it I never thought it would happen like this Give us a kiss (Muah!) We might just be the best thing that has happened to us Kiddo Sugar Another moment like this might not happen to us Partner Lover When all is said and done You happen to be The best thing that ever has happened The luckiest thing that ever has happened You are the best thing that's happened to me Who knew? Who dreamed? Beats me... [Spoken Outro: Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand] So don't get dressed I was hoping you'd say that