Pooh-Butt Day

[Intro: DMC & Chaos Kid] (Oh yeah) Oh yeah, a pooh-butt day One of those sticky type of things (Oh yeah) That you can just swing upon Check it out (Oh–, yeah) [Verse 1: Chaos Kid] Get up this morning, I'm feelin' sleepy as all hell Went to use the bathroom then I tripped and I fell All the way downstairs onto the couch And I pissed my pants on the way down south So I went back upstairs to change my underwear Took a while to get 'em unstuck to my pubic hair Finally got unzipped I went to put 'em down the street But then I threw 'em in the garbage cause it all said "Pew" Hopped in the shower, put shampoo in my hair Went to rinse it out but then the water wasn't there That damn plumbing, it must've went foul Got another bath to wipe the stuff up with the towel Went to get my clothes but my [?] were in the wash So I sat and played Super Mario on my Nintendo I was gonna see my girl but I forget that stuff Man today I just feel like a pooh-butt [Chorus: Chaos Kid & DMC] Sometimes things just never go my way You know, I- I just feel like a pooh-butt today Sometimes things just never go my way You know, I just feel like a pooh-butt today (Oh yeah) [Verse 2: Chaos Kid] Every single day I make a habit to get up But today I just feel like a pooh-butt So I'll stay in bed, I don't know whats wrong with me I'm just takin' everythin' nonchalantly I just feel like I can't move one muscle My girlfriend calls me up and tells me that we gotta hustle My plane leaves to Rome about quarter to eight It's 7:15 looks like I'm gonna be late Aw, forget that, baby, said, "I just can't make it" I know you're disappointed, but you're gonna have to take it I'm sick in bed I'm makin' [air-fair footer?] But before I hung up the phone she told me where I could put it Comes next day I got a call from M&M, he said "We gotta make a record, get ya butt outta bed" I said, "I ain't doin' nothin', I wish you nothin' but luck," He said, "What's up?" I said I feel like a pooh-butt [Chorus: Chaos Kid & DMC] Sometimes things just never go my way You know, I- I just feel like a pooh-butt today Sometimes things just never go my way You know, I just feel like a pooh-butt today (Oh yeah) [Break: Chaos Kid, M&M & DMC] Yo, you ever have one of those pooey, stinky Ridiculous, rotten days, M&M? Yeah, man, I had one once, check this out (Yeah) [Verse 3: M&M] Woke up, 6:30 in the mornin', yawnin' Gotta get to the recording studio I gotta get a take done Put all my rhymes together so I can make one Get outta bed, fall on my head Slipped on the rug, I thought I was dead Cussin', I think my head is busted, but it's really nothin' Only a concussion, shake it off Get off the ground, look around Couldn't find my rhyme sheets, where'd I put 'em down? They were just there last night on the chair Had to look everywhere but couldn't find 'em anywhere Go to the basement might of misplaced 'em Gotta find 'em in hurry, but my visions still blurry Goin' down the stairs, what could happen next? But, when it's this early you can't skip steps Fallin' head first, as I fall, I curse Things are lookin' bad and might only get worse Achin', I'm shakin' the hurt off, stand up slowly Wiped all the dirt off, memory lapse I can't remember nothing, think I'll collapse [?] forget the whole thing pause for a second What was I lookin' for? Oh yeah, my rhyme sheets They might be on the floor or on the chair Wait a minute where am I? I'm in a basement Damn, how time flies, think for a second, recall my memory If I was a rhyme sheet, where would I be? Now I remember, I put 'em in the closet next to my jacket So I wouldn't ever lost 'em, already 7:00 I've only got a hour to eat breakfast Get dressed, plus take a shower Got undressed, grabbed the [?] off the rack Turn the water on and I almost had a heart attack Cold as hell, started to yell Jumped out the shower and said, "Fuck it, I'll smell" Grabbed the towel off the rack, dried off got dressed Still had to eat, plus my hair was a mess I was in a rush, grabbed the brush And ran, right into the door, on the floor I land Always used to flake, I know I'm cursed I think it might help if I open the door first Tried to turn the handle but I sprained my wrist But that's what happens on a day like this [Chorus: Chaos Kid] Sometimes things just never go my way You know, I- I just feel like a pooh-butt today Sometimes things just never go my way You know, I just feel like a pooh-butt today [Break: Chaos Kid & M&M] Wow, that sounds pretty pooey to me Now, I'm gonna break it down For all the people who don't know what a pooh-butt day is [Verse 4: M&M & DMC] Now, a pooh-butt day is somethin' everybody's had No particular depression, neither mad or sad You [?] your [?] because [?] is what it is When you're feelin' like a pooh-butt then you're feelin' like shit They come up at a certain time, they don't have a season And most of the time you feel like one for no particular reason They get a careless attitude, the yucky sensations Some people won't accept love in a pooey situation (Oh yeah) Sittin' on the toilet for an hour or so Marks on the butt from the seat on the bowl Grab a toilet paper and the seat and just wipe When I realize I may have sat the in the seat too tight So I struggle to [?] from a stuck position But removin' myself was an impossible mission Screamin' to get out, I couldn't take it any more When my mother arrived and knocked upon the door We pulled and pulled and I was removed from the seat I couldn't sit down for a whole damn week Never again will I get caught in that rut So I can stay fresh instead of feelin' like a pooh-butt [Chorus: Chaos Kid] Sometimes things just never go my way You know, I- I just feel like a pooh-butt today Sometimes things just never go my way You know, I just feel like a pooh-butt today [Verse 5: M&M, Manix] Well the very next day, [?] Felt the pooh-butt sick but am I defeated I survived So I went downstairs and managed not to fall Since I was feelin' better I give Manix a call Well, [?] said "Oh", says "Ey s-wzup what up, you gotta go?" "I'm feelin' pretty good, what about if I come over? We can practice for a while, order the pizza, are you sober?" He said, "I caught a cold, nope, I'm not goin' You wanna know the reason why I sound like [?]? It's not because I got pneumonia, I'm [?] somethin' to do, but uhm If you could smell the way I'm sayin', you'd be sayin' 'pew!'" I thought for a second and I said, "I don't get it" Manix said, "just forget it home's I ain't goin' out in this weather I don't feel like doin' nothin' but I leavin' you too it Don't be comin' over feelin' 'cause I'm feelin' like pooh!" Pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh Pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh (Oh yeah) [Chorus: Manix] Sometimes things just never go my way You know I, I just feel like a pooh butt today (Oh yeah- yeah) Sometimes things just never go my way You know I, I just feel like a pooh butt today (Oh yeah) Sometimes things just never go my way You know I just feel like a pooh butt today Sometimes things just never go my way You know I just feel like a pooh butt today (Oh yeah) Sometimes things just never go my way I just feel like a pooh butt today Sometimes things just never go my way You know I just feel like a pooh butt today (Oh yeah) [Outro: Chaos Kid, M&M] Pooh butt! I feel like a pooh butt! Sometimes I feel like a pooh butt! When you just can't get up When you feel like you want to stay in bed all day That's an example of a pooh but day Ooooooh, pooh butt, oh! My example of a pooh butt day Is when you have a foot falls asleep, for the whole day But you've got a track run at one o'clock! You know what pisses me off, is when we get all the parts down except James gets a lag on his throat and he fucks up, and you know what else pisses me off is, whatever's pissin' me off in that particular moment, that's what's usually pissin' me off I'm gonna end this song by sayin', uh Pooh buuutt!