Boomin' Granny

Ah, yeah, ah yeah, this one's dedicated to all the ladies in the front, the back All the older ladies out there Lookin' nice, you know who you are I need you, boomin' granny I said, I want you, boomin' granny Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny Boomin' granny, good and plenty Well, it might sound odd, it might sound corny But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny For your boomin' granny with the boomin' system Said I love ya, won't leave ya, so you got to listen See, I’m talkin' about the way that I’m feeling You're so lovely, lengthy, and so appealing A sassy, sophisticated, sexy lady Well, I’m 26 and you're 80 The clock is ticking so you better not front We can go to my place or we could smoke a blunt Well you're a golden girl, just like Bea Arthur Just turn down the lights so we can go farther Boomin' granny Boomin' fanny Boomin' granny Good and plenty Because I saw you at the check out line You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine Sophisticated, and so mature I couldn't really care if you're 50 or 74 Because I want ya, and I need ya Hey, boomin' granny, you could be my teacher And I could be your pet, bet Listen, old lady, I’m gonna make ya sweat I know I’m younger, and you're much older You look so nice on my Chevy Nova I’m gonna take her to the low rider show, and flaunt ya I gotta tell ya, lady I said I want you, boomin' granny Because I need you, boomin' granny Boomin' granny Boomin' fanny Boomin' granny Good and plenty