Preppy Pimp (Skit)

Gregory Gregory Hello? Hello? Is your mom home? Who's this? This Greg Hold on, let me go get her Oh no, don't go get her, don't go get her Whatchu mean? I just wanted to know, is your mom home Okay, she's here Where is she right now? She's in the back room Okay, just leave her back there Damn, what's your name? Tiesha Damn, Tiesha, that's a nice name, huh? Hmm Whatchu doin', Tiesha? Nothin', just chillin' Oh, you ain't got nothin' to do tonight huh? You just chillin'? Yea You ain't got none of them little boys callin' you or nothin' like that? No, I'm cool, I'm just chillin', What's up? You must be shy or somethin' if they ain't callin' you right now You sound like you should be havin' a whole buncha guys callin' you Right now Naw, I don’t roll like that Tiesha, how old are you? I'm nineteen Nineteen? Damn, girl, you sound mature for your age You think so? Yea, listen to how you sound, man I just wanted to know one thing, Tiesha Can you do me a big favor? What's that? I said, Tiesha can you do me one big favor I said, what's that? Can you stick yo, finger in yo booty? Can I do what? I said can you stick your big finger in yo booty for me? You can't be serious Tiesha, don't get me wrong girl, just listen, I mean The reason I'm you sayin' this is because I think you might like that You think so? Yea, I mean you never stuck your finger in yo booty for a man before? I've never stuck my finger in my booty before at all Aw, man, you oughtta get that feeling You'd like that shit You think so? Yea, look, I'ma call you back here a little bit later Don't tell your mom I called Okay, bye, bye