[Verse 1]
I'm going to want to see myself with someone too
And I know that it will not be you
So I took the chance and got some help from a few
A long and skinny friend to talk to
[Chorus 1]
Because I have the time and the liberty
To play with my new pet Sally
Because I love her, Sally
[Verse 2]
No more lonely showers and uneaten foods
My salamander has hygiene too
And he thinks of me as I would think of you
The only next step is for him to say I do
[Chorus 2]
'Cause I have the time and the liberty
To play with my new pet Sally
Because I love her
[Outro]
Sally please don't go away
I won't be living in yesterday
The lonely nights
Getting beat up by gays in bar fights
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