He's a Man

Loves a chicken korma But hates the hands that cook it Pinch a cheeky bottom Says there's never harm in looking (come on love) Take him anywhere And you'll regret you ever took him Away to Spain again The lads just made a cheeky booking (wahey) Shout at locals Drunken scuffling He's always right And nobody can tell him nothing (nah) Dancing round the room Look at how his feet are shuffling (look at him go) As he makes obnoxious phone calls Tryna get the drugs in What d'you reckon? One or two? Get a few? What's the plan? Just another day in the life of a big dumb man Yeah he's a man Yeah he's a proper manly man You little boys just really wouldn't understand Yeah he's a man Yeah he's a proper manly man You little boys just really wouldn't understand Sunday roast Choking down some gammon (yum) All these rules, things he can't say He just can't understand them (uh-huh) Misses the days when he could count On Clarkson, May and Hammond Now its only mediocre gear That he can get his hands on (wahey) Past the queen On the way up his nose Dearest old Elizabeth May god save her soul Said the fabric of this country Consists of silk and gold (it does) Who cares if it was stolen? You should just ignore the holes Now what d'you reckon? One or two? Get a few? (pay attention mate) What's the plan? Just another day in the life of a big dumb man Yeah he's a man Yeah he's a proper manly man You little boys just really wouldn't understand Yeah he's a man Yeah he's a proper manly man You little boys just really wouldn't understand Yeah he's a man (yeah yeah) Yeah he's a proper manly man You know, a proper man A proper manly man (a real one, a real one) Yeah, yeah, he's a man (yeah) Yeah he's a proper manly man You know, a proper man A proper manly man Yeah he's a man 'Till you say something he don't like Then all his toys are out the pram But that's a man, innit? Yeah that's a man, I think? He's a proper manly man You know, a proper man A proper manly man The g-spot don't exist mate that's just feminist propaganda Yeah he's a man Yeah he's a man Yeah he's a proper manly man You little boys just really wouldn't understand Yeah he's a man Yeah he's a proper manly man You little boys just really wouldn't understand