Dear Magic Conch Shell

One studio session later Dear magic conch shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache? She's such a bombshell Blowing me up like a bomb factory pastry I haven't seen her around this town in a while Now Bikini Bottom's not the same without her She got my boat mobile when I was out at the fields And hit the road, leaving me at rock bottom I'm trying to firmly grasp it But the ending was oh so tragic Not even Man-ray would put me through this kind of hell Dear magic conch shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache? She's such a bombshell Blowing me up like a bomb factory pastry She's been playing karate with someone else And I'm all to blame Now I'm throwing my doubloons in a wishing well Mm, what do I do dear magic conch shell Try asking again (What do I do dear magic conch shell) I ain't been back in that town for a while Since I packed my dome and went back to Texas I swear the Lone Star state will keep my lone heart safe From another sponge giving me a heartbreak Hang on there, little square dude I tried my best, but my best was never good enough for you Now I'm alone in this tree Just thinking of you and me saying Dear magic conch shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache? She's such a bombshell Blowing me up like a bomb factory pie while I'm watching the sunrise She's been playing karate with someone else And I'm all to blame Now I'm throwing my doubloons in a wishing well Mm, what do I do dear magic conch shell (Oh what do I do, oh what do I do dear magic conch shell) Oh what do I do, what do I do What do I do dear magic conch shell Nothing