I Am the Walrus

[DR. ROBERT] I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Mister city policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying I'm crying Crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you been a naughty gir,l you let your knickers down I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Expert textpert, choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snied I'm crying Semolina pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob [DR. ROBERT, spoken] [?] skies Ripping up the blues You know it's true Journeys made before I need you Ice Love the people, love the people, love the people Love the, love the, love the, love the people Love the people, love the people, love the people