Life After Lisa

I'm waking up and baking, watching the parade 'Cause today's the day I got over you Taking out the trash and the pictures that I stashed Of the two of us in 1992 You stole my heart when Eddie Vedder was king I gave you a foot massage, I gave you my ring You left me for a drummer 'cause you said I couldn't sing But that's okay 'Cause there will be no more mountain climbing in the rain No more long hair clogging up the drain No more, life will never be the same Life after Lisa's not so bad at all I saw you with the dude who gave us our first tattoos Did he cover up my name? That was fast... Can you believe that I'm alive still not working nine to five? And my little band is kicking some ass So when you asked me if I hated you now It's not you, it's just all of the times I missed out On sleeping with your room mate every time you passed out But that's okay And now there's no more mountain climbing in the rain No more long hair clogging up the drain No more, life will never be the same Life after Lisa's not so bad at all I bet you're saying to yourself That you'll find somebody else like me All I've gotta say is there ain't no fucking way That you're getting me to say "I'm sorry." Not today No more mountain climbing in the rain No more long hair clogging up the drain No more, life will never be the same Cleaning up the house again Listening to House of Pain Having headaches in my brain Listening to you complain Shopping at the mall again I'm out of rhymes I gotta say Life after Lisa's not so bad at all