Next Ex-Girlfriend

I don't wanna meet your dad Don't wanna hump your sister Don't wanna do it to your best friend either I don't want you messin around and givin me a blister And leave me illin for the penicillin When you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out Cuz sooner or later its just over, over I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend I don't want the fairy tale and I don't want the girl from hell Don't wanna be your biggest mistake You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend I don't wanna learn to dance don't wanna rent the limo I know your thinking I'm a weirdo I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know Convince my friends I'm not a homo When you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out Cuz sooner or later its just over, over I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend I don't want the fairy tale and I don't want the girl from hell Don't wanna be your biggest mistake You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend Tell everyone I'm good in the sack But all your friends were giving you crap And you just couldn't put up with that So no you're never taking me back I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend I don't want the fairy tale and I don't want the girl from hell And I don't want to spend the time And I don't need no Valentine My next ex-girl friend, my next ex-girlfriend