[Intro]
Hee hee hee hee
Hee hee hee hee hee!
Hee hee!
[Verse 1]
My name is Brian and I'm the man
I write hit songs with a wave of my hand
Songs of surf and sun and sand
I make great music with my band
Songs you dance to and songs of joy
'Cause I'm the original Beach Boy!
[Interlude]
Everybody's gone surfin', Surfin U.S.A
[Verse 2]
All the songs I used to write
Talked about girls who weren't too bright
'Round, 'round, get around, I got around
What I was lookin' for, I never found
But time goes on and I've seen the light
Intelligent chicks are dynamite!
[Interlude]
When I grow up to be a man
Giddy-up, giddy-up, 409
[Verse 3]
Now some guys like the flashy types
And some guys dig bomb archetypes
I'm no different from the rest
I love hips and legs and breasts
But strictly on a higher plane
What really turns me on's her brain!
[Chorus]
Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls
Sexy ladies with high IQs
Smart girls, I love the smart girls
You brainy babes with your attitudes
(Smart, smart, smart, smart girls)
[Verse 4]
Did I love you, little surfer girl?
Or was it just your bod and long blonde curls?
Fun fun fun was all we heard
Cruisin' in her daddy's Thunderbird
Ba-ba-ba, Ba-Barbara Ann
She ran away with another man?
[Interlude]
She's my little deuce coupe
This is the worst trip
Help me, Rhonda, yeah
Get her out of my heart
[Verse 5]
Rhonda help-helped, helped me for a while
Not much going on behind her smile
I wanna hot hot, mental stimulation
Women with more imagination
Yeah smart girls are my inspiration
Givin' me
[Interlude]
Good, good, good, good vibrations
[Verse 6]
Wouldn't it be nice if PhDs
Were strokin' me with hypotheses?
Gimme a gal who teaches school
Who's not afraid to break the rules
Women doctors and lawyers, too
Can really make a man out of you
[Chorus]
Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls
Sexy ladies with high IQs
Smart girls, I love the smart girls
You brainy babes with your attitudes
(Smart, smart, smart, smart girls)
[Verse 7]
Smart girls, wish they all could be
Smart girls rhyme in poetry
A clever head is a real turn-on
You bright, you brainy amazons
Authors, scientists, and architects
Sultry babes with intellect
[Interlude]
Don't worry baby
Everything will turn out-
[Verse 8]
God only knows what I'd be
Without smart girls, hip-hop and harmony
I'm wiser now, I know where it's at
Intelligence is an aphrodisiac
So if you're seekin' that perfect mate
Listen to Brian, beauty's good but...
[Chorus]
Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls
Sexy ladies with high IQs
Smart girls, I love the smart girls
You brainy babes with your attitudes
Big brains are awesome, dude!
(Smart, smart, smart, smart girls)
Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls
Sexy ladies with high IQs
Smart girls, I love the smart girls
You brainy babes with your attitude
[Outro]
I wanna congratulate you, you were just fine
