Americans Are Behind

Hello! Well I've studied Greenwich Mean Time And it's different from CET But in Europe we're all in line And that's no big problem for me, ha, ha But over in the USA While we're all having our tea They're maybe just getting dressed Well that's no way to be Americans are behind Americans are behind Americans are behind Americans are behind Well I called them on the telephone During office hours I'd spoken to their answerphone Some silly mumbling cow She said "I'm sorry we're not open yet but have a nice day" But it's gone noon They're still in bed They're far behind in the USA Americans are behind Americans are behind Americans are behind Americans are behind Good lord, can't you hurry up Americans are behind Americans, get a move on now! At the third stroke We will all have a jolly good time... Americans are behind Americans are behind Americans are behind Americans are behind Americans are behind Americans are behind Precisely...