"In this poor universe of the stellar-galactic flying tongues, feeble fluorescent fire-flies, a seemingly doomed and dis mal future is approaching nearer and nearer. Unless the force of cruelty can be conquered by an influx of fun, designated by a monstrous shipment of dolls, robots and toys, made by Japanese technicians dedicated to unbelievable, colorful novelty and delivered exclusively to Buckethead's Toy Store, a true wonderland of Joy. Even Rude Ralph agrees..."
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"Hey, do you have any of those ultra-gross Buckethead/Zillatron dual doll packs left?"
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(Telephone Rings) "Eh-eh, Buckethead's Toy Store... Oh, dude! Of course we have wax horse teeth, what kind of operation do you think we're running here?!"
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"Hey! Get outta my way! I gotta getta Buckethead's Toy Store!"
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"Wow, this is really neat toy store! Wow... "
Guitar: Buckethead
Bass: Bootsy Collins
Drums: Jerome (Bigfoot) Brailey
Voice: Throatrake, Iggy Pop
Written by Buckethead / Eric Wood
Published by Katella Music (BMI) / Eric Wood publ. designee
Lyrics provided by LRCLIB
