Pokémon Starters Cypher

[Verse 1; Kanto Starters: ShueTube] Check it, they saying I'm a Gen One-r Funny, 'cause ain't no Gen has ever been funner The best colors, Red and Blue, the best covers Best starters, best stunners, best megas, best numbers The single digits get the party started My party's heartless, your party's garbage, get picked apart then char the carcass My bars the hardest, like Charizard is Compared to every other fire starter you could ever think to start with Y'all need to park it, these other Gens are weak for sure They'll never ever be elite enough to beat the Four They try to beef with my trio, they'll meet my Venusaur Hit 'em with that solar beam, then I make 'em eat the floor They'll need support, they'll probably have to ask Joy "Hey, can you heal our Balls? We made a bad choice!" You knew that ass would get handed, you losers trash that I'm bagging I'll shoot your ass with the cannons, now meet my Blastoise [Verse 2; Johto Starters: VI Seconds] Stepped out as some gators for the drip, that's that water End up full of holes like crocs, I'm ya falter I'll alter ya face, boy, you know my style Dumb to talk with a big jaw like Totodile Easy target, try to play me? Hit your heart Buy your chick a Rita and you gon' see your bae leave Rollin' and I'm makin' big green, Meganium The sweet smell comin' off the flower be the craziest Lotta y'all speak heat, but mine smokin' Shoot, I send big fire back like Typhlosion I'm coastin', big chopper, everything I spit proper Every word comin' out the motherfuckin' quill? Lava Ya shorty got low evasion, she ain't hard to hit She want a journey, I show her these balls as a starter kit On stream, make her scream while you quiver 'Cause you watchin' from a window like Silver, nigga [Verse 3; Hoenn Starters: PE$O PETE] Yeah, if you messing with gang, liable to get gone Switch lanes, speed boost with my fire kicks on We might leave you in the mud, clips get drawn Big stick, big arms, megastone in my palm, cause a torrent! Way too much tree in my stash, I'm a florist One-fifty-one my dash, I'mma floor it Blowin' big tree, yo shit weak like Florges I don't need to fly, kick high, I'm soarin'! Watch my tone and watch how I'm steppin' So much drip, but I'm grounded while I'm flexin' Guess that means that all that electric Won't even bleed a drop out my message Rock steady, FL, like hell, get hot But the weather too wild, big step, Marshtomp What I pick? Sceptile, watch 'em leave when he drop Couple leaves like blades leave 'em cleaved when we crop [Verse 4; Sinnoh Starters: DizzyEight] Fourth Gen, outta Sinnoh Y'all wanna copy the style, but wasn't Ditto Shell to his back, I ain't talking Armadillo If I ever black, I turn his dame to a widow Turtwig, leave you in the dirt, kid With your wig in the earth, split, out of service In your era, Torterra brought more terror When I'm on Terra, you not earth, you not better Chimchar, I would leave you chumps charred You ain't comin' with that flame, then you gettin' outbarred I go ape with the flame, know when Eight in the game Know it's fire off top, what I think is insane You can't ride my wave, I be the nicest King of the ocean, my crown be a trident Yeah, I see your girl, think I'm cute with it She can slide, catch a vibe, then it's deuce with it [Verse 5; Unova Starters: G.Yee] Okay, I'm ballin' like a Pignite, every bar is gas, too heated Believe it, I'm going ham, you beef and It's gon' end up in a fist fight, another fire fighter But slightly brighter, my Snivy's tired of all these liars They ain't Serperior to this guy, Oshawott are you doing? These Gen 5 starters go stupid, the rest of y'all ain't get the invite So when I move wit' the crew Don't get mad you can't Dewott I do Look, check it out, first off, I'm a boss and I mean that Hammer arm in the glove where I keep that No belts in the whip, but I be strapped So, you better buckle up now for that heat crash I'm a Samurott, hoes gimme dome when I flow You a goldfish, a bowl ain't a home to the goats We the coldest, some beasts and it's over You don't want none wit' the three from Unova [Verse 6; Kalos Starters: Mat4yo] Bonjour, tell 'em where he's keeping score That the kids who came from Mister Sycamore couldn't be sicker more Whether it's a knight, a magician, or a ninja, you're Getting deep sixed by the team screaming, "This is war!" Meddling with ultimate weapons, folks are surrendering the French way Can't defend your kin against a Fennekin, you best pray 3D faves making 4D plays In this game like a Chespin, checkmate Lick spittin' like a Greninja with the swiftness Comin' in quick with this ninjutsu, making a princess wanna kiss this Kickin' it with that Ash guy, you don't need to XY My Braixen acts are a thorn in your backside Chesnaught, I'll tear your spine with this type of power Delphox, your ears will light like a Fire Flower By the sound of Body, Mind, Heart, Fighting, Psy, Dark Rising higher than the Eiffel Tower in your final hour [Verse 7; Alola Starters: Ham Sandwich] Aloha to the Alola Water on my body, no Primarina, I fold a nigga Leave him leanin', the chopper hit like a Lariat, cleave 'em Incineroar, I keep the heater on my waistband Spinnin' through his block, I'm finna turn it to a wasteland He faker than a spray tan, my rifle got the long reach I stick 'em and I ghost and he floatin' like a Ribombee Put a dot up on his face and he bluer than a Brionne be, on me Ay! And I'm stackin' all my star chips Green on my mind, got me feelin' like a Dartrix I been on the wave for a minute, I ain't stoppin' 'til I'm finished Ice beamin' on my wrist, from the arctic Ay! This a cypher, don't be askin' where the chorus at I been evolvin' the fire, feel like a Torracat And I been eyein' the throne, yeah, where Horus at? Yeah, I got my head up where the Sora at [Verse 8; Galar Starters: Shao Dow] How you mean, how you mean, disrupt the scene, construct your team Choose between a bunch of beasts enough to beat Any 'mon in this blood sport of rock, paper, scissors Pick an overgrown ape that can stick to the rhythm A rampant rabbit that can kick through your innards Or a smug newt evolved from a depressed lizard Out in Galar, can't catch 'em all anymore, gotta catch half Find me in the water type gym where the g'yal are Time to act, call it Dynamax Cinderace balls in the face and she's fine with that Tap that drum like it's Rillaboom playin' Inteleon fingers get the water works sprayin' Ah, Gen 8, tell 'em we set the pace When I step in the gym, make 'em respect the gains These bede-y eyed bredders can't compete when I pop off My starters will end ya, so you better Hop off [Verse 9; Pikachu & Eevee: Cam Steady] This that, this that mascot rap My dogs, we rats that blast off cats The bad pack that y'all play the game for Fuck a starter, now this the main course The man adapts, the stats meets the team's needs The type to please, I be nice since Leaf Green Step into the colosseum, all you see's me Never gonna fall, you won't receive these EVs (Yo!) Y'all need to level up to evolve the flow While I'm balling on the spot, dripping in the stones Let's go! Pull up on the foe, you don't want the damage If you try to touch me, I'mma paralyze you from the static I'm an addict when it comes to fire, Flareon Got the heat winning league like the name's Lebron Raichu, they just riding on the wave he's on The face on the box, fuck your favorite mon, and that's that!