The Universe Is Against Me

[Verse 1] I can't take it anymore I don't know why I even get out of bed And why, when I've seen it all before? It's like a dagger hanging over my head Every day is just the same I always have to hang my head in shame It doesn't matter time or place There's always egg on my face [Chorus] The universe is against me And no one here defends me And everyone pretends we haven't seen it all before And it sends me into this manic frenzy And, yes, it still offends me The whole universe is against me [Verse 2] You would not believe the mayhem That they think up under that tree It always works out great for the two of them How come it never works out for me? It's like hitting my head into a wall This constant losing makes me feel so small I don't know where I should begin When do I get a win? [Chorus] The universe is against me And no one here defends me And everyone pretends we haven't seen it all before And it sends me into this manic frenzy And, yes, it still offends me The whole universe is against me [Outro] The whole universe is against me The whole universe is against me The whole universe is against me