Too Drunk (To Remember)

Well I woke up this morning To a telephone call And that's when I noticed Strange shoes in the hall Well my head is reelin' You say "Hi, how you feelin'?" But I don't recognize you at all Chorus: I was too drunk to remember I was too blind to see I had a helluva time But it just slipped my mind At least I got home in one piece Well I look in the mirror Filled with disgrace Mascara runnin' all over my face How can I endure When it's all just a blur Things that go bump in the night Repeat Chorus Recitation: Well darlin', you know that I love you If you're sure that's what I said I mean it's so hard to recognize you You just wearin' that bag on your head Well my head is reelin' You say "Hi, how you feelin'?" But I don't recognize you at all Repeat Chorus I said at least I got home with one piece