Halfway 'Round The World

(Carly Simon) Thank you for informing me That I've been banned from Canada It comes as no suprise to me Since last week it was Africa Since you've been ambassador There's trouble at the border La la la la la la la Halfway 'round the world It's amusing still it makes me wince Your face is like a scimitar When accidentally eye to eye You shoot a look of vinegar What could I have done to you To mkae you act the way you do La la la la la la la Halfway 'round the world For whatever reason You would keep me Halfway 'round the world I believe it's like some kind of compliment I must be quite a girl Quite a girl La la la la la la la Halfway 'round the world Once upon a time you swore you'd love me 'Til the end of the world Now, nowhere is far enough away for you I must be quite a girl Quite a girl... La la la la la la la Halfway 'round the world