Grudge

You must have forgotten how fast word gets 'round this town Bless your heart, your tiny brain can't shut your big fat mouth If words could kill, I should be buried six feet underground 'Cause I can't write a song to save my life Ain't that what you said to Caroline? If I were a good Christian woman (like you) I'd probably forgive But I'm pretty sure that even Jesus thinks that you're a bitch Someone hold my beer 'cause I can't hold my tongue But I can hold one hell of a grudge This will not blow over girl, this ain't no summer storm Even on my deathbed, I will find the strength to say that you're a Horrible person and a horrible friend In case you're wondering, I didn't forget No, I can't write a song to save my life Ain't that what you said to Caroline? If I were a good Christian woman (like you) I'd probably forgive But I'm pretty sure that even Jesus thinks that you're a bitch Someone hold my beer 'cause I can't hold my tongue But I can hold one hell of a grudge This is the bridge that I'm burning Can't be fixed, I don't know, was it worth it You little (hey, ya'll, what's the word again?) Bitch I can't write a song to save my life Ain't that what you said to Caroline? If I were a good Christian woman (like you) I'd probably forgive But I'm pretty sure that even Jesus thinks that you're a bitch Someone hold my beer 'cause I can't hold my tongue But I can hold one hell of a grudge Yeah, I can hold one hell of a grudge