I Hate Cowboys

[Verse 1] I hate cowboys Their hats just look so stupid Hate their Wranglers and their boots And all them jukebox red-dirt songs Man, I hate cowboys They think they're scared of nothin' Run their mouths about bulls buckin' But eight seconds ain't that long I wish they'd stay their ass at home [Chorus] 'Cause they think that they're John Wayne walkin' through the door Turnin' every head includin' yours Pretty thing that's never seen one before Has got a thing for bad guys, yeah They ask her to dance while you're at the bar Starts talkin' 'bout thеm Texas stars Next thing you know, you got a broken hеart She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys [Verse 2] How they're gone just like the wind He took a hard one on the chin And I still ended up on the losin' end [Chorus] 'Cause they think that they're John Wayne walkin' through the door Turnin' every head includin' yours Pretty thing that's never seen one before Has got a thing for bad guys, yeah They ask her to dance while you're at the bar Starts talkin' 'bout them Texas stars Next thing you know, you got a broken heart She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys [Post-Chorus] Yeah, I hate cowboys [Bridge] I hear they ain't all bad and that might be true But the ones I run into [Chorus] Man, they think that they're John Wayne walkin' through the door Turnin' every head includin' yours Pretty thing that's never seen one before Has got a thing for bad guys, yeah They ask her to dance while you're at the bar Starts talkin' 'bout them Texas stars Next thing you know, you got a broken heart She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys [Post-Chorus] Yes, I do Yeah, that's why I hate cowboys [Outro] From Texarkana over to Oklahoma Up in Montana to California While she's yours, you better hold on tight 'Cause once she rides into the night You'll hate cowboys Just like I hate cowboys, yeah