The Real Chief Keef

[Intro] Excuse me Excuse Excuse Excuse Excuse me Keef please stand up Can the real fuckin' Chief Keef please stand up? Can the real fuckin' Chief Keef please stand up? Can the real fuckin' Chief Keef please stand up? Can the real fuckin' Chief Keef please stand up? Can the real fuckin' Chief Keef please stand up? Can the real fuckin' Chief Keef please stand up? Can the real— ayy, whew [Chorus] Stand up, plеase stand up Please stand up, plеase stand up Please stand up, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Please stand up, can you please stand up? Please stand up, can you please stand up? Please stand up, can you please stand up? Please [Verse 1] Excuse me, I'm shittin' on 'em, need a Pamper And I keep my cup dirty like a fuckin' hampers See me out, call me Sosa, money Green Lantern Bitch seen the money pile and she said I'm handsome (Yo) Rockin' fifties, twenties, hundreds, bitch, I run them bands up (Huh?) Can the real fuckin' Chief Keef please stand up? Catch your ass out in traffic, make you throw them hands up Bitch, I call my Rolls-Royce the pitch-black panther (Huh?) Coolin' with me, your lil' ho in the bungalow Have you ever seen some foes look like Oreos? (Skrrt) Trap jumpin', I'm like, "Let me get a hundred more" (Skrrt) I need ten of them, ten of them, and ten of those (Skrrt) Man, you might wanna hold your nose, smokin' petrol (Dope) Man, these hoes be diggin' for gold, that's how that shit go (Huh?) Yeah, Chief So' was broke, but he couldn't cope (Huh?) Nigga, my kitchen got the microwave and the stove (Huh? Huh?) And the stove And the stove Nigga, my kitchen got the microwave and the stove Nigga, you couldn't even get in a nigga crib with the code [Chorus] Please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Please stand up, can you please stand up? Please stand up, can you please stand up? Please stand up, can you please stand up? Please [Verse 2] Now, now, now I need a bracelet, Froot Loop watch Thinkin' to myself, man, I gotta get a 9 When I was broke, just to get the pie Run up on your ass, we takin' everything you got Yeah, paid all cash, bitch, I'm drivin' off the lot (Skrrt) Square-ass nigga, we gon' put you in a box (Huh?) Come back later, bitch, I'm gettin' off my rocks (Rocks) Thirty minutes later and I'm back on the block (Back on the block) Gotta move smart in the 'Raq 'cause we the opps (Opps) Twenty minutes later, had a run-in with the cops Chief Sosa live a thug life, call him Pac (Pac) These twenty-fours, bitch, I paid a lot of guap I'ma ball out, I get money 'round the clock (Huh?) Knew this shit was real, why the fuck you actin' shocked? (Why the fuck you actin' shocked?) I ain't got no business mixin' Xans with the Wock' (Xans with the Wock') Nigga, mind your business 'fore we hand you a shot (Bah, bah, bah, bah) Granny caught a nigga with his hands in the pot (Hands in the pot) Granny caught a nigga with his hands in the jar (Hands in the jar) Mama catch your ass, she'll break your fuckin' jaw (Your fuckin' jaw) Mama ain't got no filter, nigga, mama ain't got no flaw (Mama ain't got no flaw) Twenty for these new rims a nigga just bought (I just bought) Hit the gas station, make a junkie wipe 'em off ('Kie wipe 'em off) Always buyin' new shoes 'cause I used to walk (Used to walk) You ain't fuck with me, nigga, I don't wanna talk (I don't wanna talk) "Sosa, fuck with me," nigga, I'ma fuck with you Sike, nah, I lied, you a stupid fuck nigga Chief Sosa trapped out the beauty mart, nigga (Beauty Mart, nigga) Get your bands up, you look puny, fuck nigga [Chorus] Please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Please stand up, can you please stand up? Please stand up, can you please stand up? Please stand up, can you please stand up? Please