Dadvocate

[Verse 1] Candy cane, fourteens, floatin' off Backwoods Take you for a ride in a sky blue Bronco When you act bad, make your man feel so good Know I got a ego 'bout as big as Lake Tahoe [Pre-Chorus] I wanna be the hero but now I'm under pressure Why it gotta be like that? [Chorus] Do my smoking in the morning 'cause I'm going five to nine If I told you I was stronger than I looked, then I'd be lyin' Got some dollars in my pocket and a quarter in my hand You ain't safe bein' a woman and it's hard to be a man [Post-Chorus] Whoa-whoa Whoa-whoa [Verse 2] Layin' on the couch, you a baddie in your outfit Usin' all the Wi-Fi, eatin' all the hot chip Sendin' me a message like I ain't in the next room You ain't gotta worry, baby, Daddy comin' home soon, oh [Pre-Chorus] I wanna be a hero but now I'm under pressure It be like that sometimes [Chorus] Do my smoking in the morning 'cause I'm goin' five to nine If I told you I was stronger than I looked, then I'd be lyin' Got some dollars in my pocket and a quarter in my hand You ain't safe bein' a woman and it's hard to be a man [Post-Chorus] Whoa-whoa Whoa-whoa Whoa-whoa Whoa-whoa