Please Mrs. Henry

Well, I've already had two beers I'm ready for the broom Please, Mrs. Henry, won't you Take me to my room? I'm a good ol' boy But I've been sniffin' too many eggs Talkin' to too many people Drinkin' too many kegs Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs.Henry, please Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please I'm down on my knees An' I ain't got a dime Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway Pretty soon I'll be mad Please, Mrs. Henry, won't you Take me to your dad? I can drink like a fish I can crawl like a snake I can bite like a turkey I can slam like a drake Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please I'm down on my knees An' I ain't got a dime Go, Missus Henry, go Now, I'm startin' to drain My stool's gonna squeak If I walk too much farther My crane's gonna leak Look, Mrs. Henry There's only so much I can do Why don't you look my way An' pump me a few? Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please I'm down on my knees An' I ain't got a dime I ain't got a dime Please, Mrs. Henry, please