Aussie Jingle Bells (With Greg Champion)

[Verse 1: Colin and Greg] Dashing through the bush in a rusty Holden ute Kicking up the dust, esky in the boot Kelpie by my side, singing Christmas songs It's summertime and I am in my singlet, shorts, and thongs [Chorus: Colin and Greg] Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer's day (Hey!) Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute! (Yuuuuu!) *Gong* [Verse 2: Colin and Greg] Engine's getting hot, dodge the kangaroos Swaggie climbs aboard, he is welcome too All the family is there sitting by the pool Christmas day, the Aussie way: by the barbecule! [Chorus: Colin and Greg] Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer's day (Hey!) Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute! [Interlude: Colin and Greg] Aw, ha-ha-ha, whoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Whoo-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho-ha-ha-ha! Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Wha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! (Ha-hah) [Verse 3: Colin and Greg] Come the afternoon, Grandpa has a doze The kids and Uncle Bruce are swimming in their clothes The time comes round to go, we take a family snap Then pack the car and all shoot through before the washing up! [Chorus: Colin and Greg, Colin] Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer's day (Hey!) Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute! (I said!) Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute! (W-hey!) Wo-hoo!