The Lazy Song

[Chorus] Today, I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything [Verse 1] Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't I'll be lounging on the couch, just chillin' in my Snuggie Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie 'Cause in this castle, I'm the freaking man [Pre-Chorus] Oh-oh, yes, I said it I said it, I said it, 'cause I can [Chorus] Today, I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today, I swеar, I'm not doing anything Nothing at all (Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh) Nothing at all (Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh) [Verse 2] Tomorrow, I'll wake up, do some P90X Meet a really nicе girl, have some really nice sex She's gonna scream out, "This is great!" Well, I might mess around and get my college degree I'll bet my old man would be so proud of me Sorry, pops, you'll just have to wait [Pre-Chorus] Oh-oh, yes I said it I said it, I said it, 'cause I can [Chorus] Today, I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything [Bridge] No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 'Cause I ain't going anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no-no, no-no I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah [Chorus] Oh, today, I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything Nothing at all (Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh) Nothing at all (Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh) Nothing at all