Titan Quest

We're in an Ancient Time We face an ancient threat Civilisation's never dream this kind of danger yet Historians are self-assured But they forget the daily tribulations Of the cases from the place and age who met Mythological creatures With the oddest of features At this moment there's no place Fricking horrid as Greece is Until I cross the seas to Egypt And see that When they say they've got a problem They really mean it For Prometheus It seems that getting me's the easiest Way they could alleviate the evil that is bleeding us But I'm one of leagues of heroes You best believe in us It takes every drop of faith to battle evil thus I tackled hell fire To travel to Delphi And fight what I find From Jackalmen to Telkines I leave at least ten beastmen deceased, dead Each second Cause I reckon they don't really even need breath I cleave heads like a watermelon Before telling a Merchant Whatever he still hasn't bought, I'm selling I've got to get the loot The best produced So I look fricking godlike Whenever I'm next to you From Greece to China You'll never see a finer sort I keep a pile of horns of Minotaurs And Gorgon Queens' vaginal walls Purely for the reason That I coul arrive at home And write and then recite this vile rhyme for y'all I never meant to babble on But when I get to Babylon I'm still only part way On the hard path I travel on You won't find a travelodge Here in the wilderness The plans are just as dangerous As every building is Filled with a selection of enemies to be killed And it's down to you how you choose skills That you will kill them with Are you built like a brick shit house Or is using spells more a soothing sound? Ensure you're choosing well I'm felling skeletons As if I'm an elephant Then a second later I'm repelling them with elegance They're in the closet And I'm burying the evidence I call the force of nature Every one of the four elements I've been through countless winters Heat that'd burn hell to cinders Just to lead me now To the heaving mound at Mount Olympus I climb and shout "Oi! Come out now and fight the best! Mortal to walk tall The final bout of Titan Quest!"