Schoolyard Studios

[Skit 1] Mom: Mira Ricky, where are you going? You said you were gonna do the dishes! Ricky: Not right now mom! Mom: Ay, dios mio Ricky: I'm on my way to the studio! Mom: The studio? Ricky: I'll do it later! Mom: Ay, estudio Ricky: Love you! Mom: Love me? If you loved me you would listen to me, ok? If you loved me you would do the dishes. That's love, dishes, soap. Helping me out, that's love son. Siempre estudio... Ricky: Dishes and soap, it's not a good look mom Mom: I don't wanna hear it ok? No no no son Ricky: Screaming out the window about dishes and soap Mom: You got to do the dishes when you get home, ok? You gotta do the dishes when you get home, I don't wanna hear no more shit ok? Ricky: I'm on my way to the studio. Yo Los! what up pop? I ain't seen you in a minute kid Los: Yo fuck you Ricky man, where's my money man? you playin' Ricky: Just come by the studio, I got you man [Verse 1] A go getter who know better, we get on the go You in the crew, god bless the youth, you already know Knock off 'em all, open my door, I'm moving slow Plus we down by the schoolyard in the studio [Hook] We in the studio, we in the studio Behind the schoolyard We in the studio, we in the studio Behind the schoolyard [Skit 2] Man #1: What happened to that lil cutie from last night man? Mr. D: That bitch wanted me to pay 200 dollars Man #1: Wooh! 200! Mr. D: Bitch you 21, what you gon' do with 200 dollars? Man #1: Probably get two of them Chris Brown tickets man Ricky: Hey Mr. D! Mr. D: Yo Rick! what up man? You're looking good young brother, you're looking good. Yo, I need you to wash my car, you think you can do that for me today? Ricky: Nah, I can't do that today. Hoy no puedo. I'm on my way to the studio man! Man #1: Ah shit, here we go with the goddamn studio Ricky: Plus don't you need that 200? I heard you needed that 200 for that 16 year old niñita you holding out on Mr. D: Ok, ok, you tryna play Mr. D out, right? Man #1: He sure is! Mr. D: You better keep that to yourself boy! Ricky: Yo that's sucio, loco Mr. D: Cause I know your mama, very well [Skit 3] Linda: Hey baby Ricky: Oh, Linda, hey Linda: Ready for round two? My mother don't get off until tonight Ricky: No, Linda, listen, listen. I can't, hoy no puedo Linda: Can't do it? Ricky: I'm headed to the studio Linda: What? Studio?! Ricky: Mi amor, I gotta go Linda: Ricky you know that's bullshit [Verse 2] [?] out late, we let out, we out to say Her high hips comin' 'round to make us come out to play We gonna have to see you on anther day, ya know That's how it is when we moving in the studio [Hook] We in the studio, we in the studio Behind the schoolyard We in the studio, we in the studio Behind the schoolyard [Hook] We be in the studio, we in the studio Behind the schoolyard We in the studio, we in the studio [Skit 4] Girl #1: Hey, there go Ricky, what up Rick? Man #2: Yo Rick what up man? Ricky: What's up papa? Man #2: What's up man? Come roll with us man, we about to go to the movies man Girl #1: Yeah, come with us man Ricky: Nah, nah I can't, no puedo, no puedo Man #2: Aw come on man, it's 2:30, what are you doin' man? Ricky: I'm on my way to the studio Man #2: You ain't got nothin' to do, come on man Ricky: I'ma catch up with y'all tomorrow though, mañana, mañana Girl #1: There he go with that studio again, always frontin' Ricky: Frontin'? Ain't nobody frontin' girl. I'm tryna be the front man at the studio, you understand? that's what I'm tryna do [Skit 5] Ricky: Hello? Man #3: Schoolyard Studios, can I help you? Ricky: Yeah, I'm here for the session, Ricky Rodriguez Man #3: Ah, Ricky Rod-reg-us? Ricky: No man, Rodriguez, Ricky Rodriguez. I'm here for the session Man #3: Ah, hold on Ricky Ricky: Better get my fucking name right, tu cabron Man #3: Ah yeah, ah Ricky? It um, well ah, well it seems that... It seems that your session's been cancelled Ricky: Cancelled? What the fuck, that's not a good look! Man #3: Someone's basically booked out the whole studio for the evening Ricky: Who did that to me bro? Man #3: Ah... Ricky: uh-duh, uh-duh, uh-duh... Who?! Man #3: Actually it says here it's been booked up by uh... Sha-min