Badges, Posters, Stickers, T-Shirts

[Verse 1] Me and my mate we think you're great Some we like and some we hate I know him I've seen him on the adverts [Chorus] Got any badges, posters, stickers or t-shirts [Verse 2] You were bloody great last time you come I thought my head was stuck in the bass drum Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts [Chorus] [Verse 3] So how'd you get a start in showbiz My mate's as good on the drums as he is My mate thinks I'm bloody cracked Can you sign my jacket on the back All them badges made of plastic I think they're great, just fantastic I'm unemployed, he's still at school He gets annoyed because I'm such a fool You don't half sweat a lot up there Have you got showers in here? You're bloody great, my bloody head hurts [Chorus] [Verse 4] Yeah, me and my mate like AC-DC Hot and sweaty, loud and greasy My mom says we're a pair of perverts [Chorus] [Outro] Come on mister We hitchhiked here in pouring rain Now we've missed the flaming train Hey! can I have one of them lagers? Thanks very much, mate Can he have one? A-one, a-two, a-one two three four