Average Joe's Mega Mix

[Intro: DJ K.O.] D-DJ K.O You're listening to DJ K.O This this is the remix [Part 1: Bartender Song: Danny Boone & DJ K.O.] Really-really did it this ti-i-i-i-i-ime Cra-cra-crash-that-crash-that-crash-that-crash-that-crash that piece of shit La la la la la la la La la la la la la la Average Joe La la la la la la la La la la la la la la [Part 2: Nothin' in Particular: Colt Ford, Danny Boone, DJ K.O., Sunny Ledfurd] Been workin' hard all week Monday to Friday Today, I guess I'm just goin' do uh La la la la la la la Man I guess I'm goin' do nothing in particular Anybody wants to come do that with me Y'all are welcome, come on This is the remix Nothing in particular, and I'm doin' it all day long A hot grill and a cooler of beer And a CD of my favorite songs, a lotta Nothing in particular and I do it well So much of nothing on the schedule now And I'm invitin' all of y'all to help [Part 3: Bartender Song/This Is Our Song: Danny Boone, Bubba Sparxxx, Rooster, Uncle Snap] I'm sittin' at a bar I'm still country y'all (y'all) y'a-y'a-y'all I'm sittin' at a bar That will never change nev-nev-never change nev-never cha-cha-change I'm sittin' at a bar Play some hick-hop, play some hick-hop, play some hick-hop, play some hick-hop I'm sittin' at a bar County folks worldwide wo-wo-worldwide now it's all for y'all [Part 4: This is our Song (Remix): Danny Boone] Welcome to our neck of the forest, city folks ain't checkin' for us It's not Petticoat Junction, it's bug zappers on porches It's 105 and muggy, skin scorches in the heat, it's Chiggers and gnats and helicopter size mosquitoes try to eat us (try to eat us, try to eat us, try to eat us, try to eat us, ha ha ha ha ha) This is our song everybody sing it Clap your hands y'all and do it like you mean it We stand our ground and we don't back down If you're from a small town and you're never gonna leave it This is our song everybody sing it Clap your hands y'all and do it like you mean it We stand our ground and we don't back down And if you don't like it then don't come around Don't come around, don't-don't come around Don't come around, don't-don't come around Don't come around, don't-don't come around Don't come around, don't-don't come around (yeah ye-yeah ye-yeah yeah) This is our song everybody sing it Clap your hands y'all and do it like you mean it We stand our ground and we don't back down If you're from a small town and you're never gonna leave it This is our song everybody sing it Clap your hands y'all and do it like you mean it We stand our ground and we don't back down If you're from a small town and you're never gonna leave it [Part 5: Where I Come From: Montgomery Gentry] Where I come from There's an old plow boy out turnin' up dirt Where I come from There's a preacher man in a cowboy shirt Where I come from Where a couple boys fight in the parkin' lot No, nobody's gonna call the cops Where I come [Part 6: C.O.U.N.T.R.Y.: LoCash & DJ K.O.] C-O-U-N-T-R-Y C-O-U-N-T-R-Y That's what I signed for C-O-U-N-T-R-Y My daddy died for C-O-U-N-T-R-Y My music sings C-O-U-N-T-R-Y My girlfriend lives out in the C-O-U-N-T-R-Y This-this is the remix [Part 7: Country Folks: DJ K.O.,Bubba Sparxxx, Colt Ford, Danny Boone] You're listening to DJ K.O Put it on for the country, on-on for the country Put it on for the country, on-on for the co Put it on for the country, on-on for the country Put it on for the country, on-on for the country country Hot-hot hot damn-damn-damn-damn-damn Colt-Colt-Colt Ford Bubba K-K-K-K-K For my country folk, co-co-country folk For my country folk, co-co-country folk [Part 8: Naked Wasted: Redneck Social Club & DJ K.O.] We don't give a damn We just getting naked wasted Bud Light in our hands, are we gonna stop, haha We don't give a damn We just getting naked wasted Bud Light in our hands, we ain't gonna stop, stop (oh) From the hollar to the stage We'll be gettin' naked wasted Pass it 'round again, we ain't gonna stop Getting naked wasted Now that's what's up [Part 9: Jacked Up: Charlie Farley] Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ja-jacked up-up Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ja-ja-jacked up-up Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ja-jacked up-up Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ja-ja-jacked up [Part 10: Cricket on a Line: Colt Ford & Rhett Akins] Say hey we want some country Hey we want some country Let me hear ya say hey we want some country Hey we want some country Cricket-cricket on the line-lin a bottle of shi-i-ine Got girls, got trucks, got mud y'all know what's up-up Cricket-cricket on the line-lin a bottle of shi-i-ine Got girls, got trucks, got mud y'all know what's up-up [Part 11: Kickin' Up Mud Remix v2: DJ K.O., Round, Rooster] That's what's up what's up (woo) Come on Round in a hole full of mud where we play play Kickin' up mud 'til the sun comes up up Big truck (big), big truck (big), b-big truck (big), this big truck (big), this is the remix Big truck (big truck), big tires (big tires) Slangin' mud (slangin' mud) to the sky (to the sky) Livin' low (livin' low), we're ridin' high (ridin' high) Kickin' up mud in my 4 wheel drive Big truck (big truck), big tires (big tires) Slangin' mud (slangin' mud) to the sky (to the sky) Livin' low (livin' low), we're ridin' high (ridin' high) Kickin' up mud in my 4 wheel [Part 12: Back: Jake Owen, Rooster] Back When life was simple as that slangin' mud I didn't know I'd miss it so bad livin' low When this whole world had way less worries Nobody in a hurry and back To mama's home cookin' and dad slangin' mud Was baitin' my hook and I'm sittin' on a tailgate Thinkin' 'bout those days Just wish I was back When life was simple as that I didn't know I'd miss it so bad When this whole world had way less worries Nobody in a hurry and back-back-back-back-back [Part 13: Cold Beer: Matt Stillwell] It all started with a cold beer In a smokey atmosphere A few words whispered in her ear "Can we get on out of here?" It was down some back road-back road-back road-back road-back road-back road [Outro] I think he's stuck (I think he's stuck, I think he's stuck, I think he's stuck)