A long long time ago
In the land of idiot boys
There live a cat, a phenomenal cat
Who loved to wallow all day
No one bothered him
As he sat content in his tree
He loved to eat, cause it kept him fat
And that's how he wanted to stay
Though he was big and fat
The world was good to him
He pointed out on the map
All the places he had been
Staten Island, Bed-Stuy
Cameroon, Compton
West Los Angeles and Sicily
He smoked up all the grass
And drank down all of the gin
He got so bent, that a picture was sent
To his woman and all of her friends
And now they have their way...
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