Dress Your Way Up

[NIGEL] You think fashion is shallow and vapid A superficial path I mean, your clothes, your hair You don't care what you wear You just wanna teach high school math [ANDY, spoken] Or be a writer [NIGEL] It doesn't matter what role you walk Someone's gonna see your shoes You can dress to connect Set the mood, show respect Or you can of course, refuse [ANDY, spoken] Nigel, I didn't say that [NIGEL] Hey! you're whining like you're looking for advice If you want mine? I'll tell you Miracles can happen when your soul and spirit combine Bottom line? [NIGEL] You wanna go far? Dress your way up You wanna prove who you are? Dress your way up You wanna get you dues? Drеss your way up Do it for you Dress your way up [NIGEL] You can call it vanity Well, I say it's taking pride I say drеss your way up, up, up And show us who you are inside [ANDY, spoken] You're right... [NIGEL, spoken] I know [ANDY, spoken] Nigel, could you give me like, a mini makeover? [NIGEL, spoken] "A mini makeover"!? Honey, you're extreme makeover home edition! [NIGEL, ANDY] You need Gucci like you need air (Yes!) Plus a little cartier (Ooh, I like that!) Some Chloé Suede Here - this is handmade Anything I say? obey (Okay) [NIGEL, ENSEMBLE, Both] If you can't judge a book by its cover No one's ever gonna read it If you're so damn smart Then start looking the part Lord knows you're gonna need it Get in there, it's urgent (Ooh) Don't emerge until you look pristine Get ready There'll be buttons and braces (Ooh) And zippers in places you've never seen And if you need help, scream! You wanna get yours? Dress your way up You wanna open doors? Dress your way up Want an ego boost? Dress your way up You wanna get introduced? (Dress your way up) Then show them you are tailor-made (Ahh, ah ah) To get ahead of the pack (Ooh) Oh, darling, dress your way up, up, up And never, never, never look back [ENSEMBLE, NIGEL] When nigel's in charge He'll make you perfection (Oh) You will lose your mind When you see your reflection (Your reflection, oh) He can flip a four into a 10 (a ten) Turn your ugly cousin into ken (into ken) He could make a cocker spaniel Look just like Giselle If you get the chance He'll change your life With some Chanel [NIGEL, ENSEMBLE] Yeah (Yeah) Yeah (Yeah) Andy went and dressed her way up (Yeah) She went and her dressed her way up [NIGEL, ENSEMBLE & ANDY] You wanna go far? Dress your way up You wanna prove who you are? Dress your way up You wanna to self-actualize? Dress your way up You want your star to rise? Dress your way up You wanna make your name? Dress your way up You wanna change the game? Dress your way up [ANDY, ENSEMBLE] You wanna reach higher ground? Dress your way up You wanna be renowned? Dress your way up [NIGEL, NIGEL & ANDY, ENSEMBLE] Then show them you are tailor-made (Ahh, ah ah) To get ahead of the pack (Ooh) Oh, oh, oh (Oh, oh, oh) Darling, dress your way up, up, up, (Up, up, up) Darling, dress your way up, up, up, (Up, up, up) Darling, dress your way up, up, up (Up, up, up) And never, never, never, (Never, never, never) Never, never, never, (Never, never, never) Never, never, never (Never, never, never) Look back! (Look back)