Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na No I really used to be a bad girl I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club But now I know my right wing from my wrong Yeah, yeah I really used to be a bad girl I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom I know I used to be a real wild child But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mom na-na na-na na-na na-na I really used to be a bad girl I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do But now I'm different, now I sing a new song I really used to be a bad girl I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my high school prom Yes, I used to be a real wild child But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mom na-na na-na na-na na-na Where do all the porn stars go When the lights go down? I Wonder where all the porn stars go 'Cause when you need one, they are never around I think that they moved out to the suburbs And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives They've got blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives Where do all the porn stars go When the lights go down? I think I know where all the porn stars go They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mom na-na na-na na-na na-na Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mom na-na na-na na-na na-na Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mom na-na na-na na-na na-na... Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer moooom...