Happy Holidays, You Bastard

Verse 1: It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Chorus: Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again Verse 2: It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fuckin' shit his pants And I'll nеver talk to you again Chorus: Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll nеver talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again