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Guided by Voices
They're Not Witches Lyrics

Lyrics

Guided by Voices

They're Not Witches

From Alien Lanes1995

Written by Greg Demos, Jim Pollard, Robert Pollard

Produced by Robert Pollard

Lyrics

They're Not Witches

(R. Pollard, J. Pollard, Demos) Dream kid the size does not matter Bad luck anyway you call it Red ants and mercy giants The angels of the bars They're all wrapped They're all wrapped They're all wrapped to say good morning Don't seek to burn them They are not witches Just spoiled little children Out on a lucky streak

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About this track

"They're Not Witches" is a song by Guided by Voices from the album Alien Lanes, released in 1995. The song was written by Greg Demos, Jim Pollard, Robert Pollard. It was produced by Robert Pollard.

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Robert Pollard— 403 credits as songwriter & producer →
Jim Pollard— 28 credits as songwriter →
City Slang Records— 166 credits as credited →
Greg Demos— 13 credits as songwriter →
Robert Pollard— 403 credits as songwriter & producer →
Robert Pollard— 403 credits as songwriter & producer →
Greg Demos— 13 credits as songwriter →

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