Lazarus, Ze Gitan

[Intro] Let's go! [Verse 1] My first love was a chick from the sticks named Geneva Had to take the 88 upstate just to see her My mother never liked her, my father didn't either After 22 years, I got eager and had to leave her Now I'm realizing how much I really need her But something told me follow my heart and head eastwards That's when I met Brooklyn, but Brooklyn was a cheater The second I turned my back, Jay and Weezy tag-teamed her So I started packing, she asked me "what happened?" Told her I was leavin' for her older sister Manhattan Manhattan was into rap, so we started chit-chatting And she was Chinese, Italian, Black and a quarter Latin Super high maintenance and way too into fashion Didn't even tell her piece and left her number on a napkin Damn, but back then was back then Now I heard she went Hollywood and began acting [Chorus] Oh, I've been looking for love In all the wrong places Oh, somebody take me home I've been falling in love With all the wrong faces Oh, somebody take me home Please take me home [Verse 2] And after Manhattan, I was acting silly Messing with a stick body jewel named Philly But that didn't work out too great I'm vegetarian and all she ate was cheese steak I went to Baltimore for Mary and almost got married, man But she was self-centered, always stuck in Mary Land I knew a slim thing named Virginia I swear to God her body's smoking, but she kept gettin thinner And I'll never forget my first trissie In the bins with the Carolina Twins gettin' busy I know they miss me but I had to leave early On the 85 doin 85 ridin' dirty And my Georgia piece Savanna used to stay in Atlanta Accent so thick, I couldn't even understand her And that's when I realized I damn near ran through the whole I-95 [Chorus] Oh, I've been looking for love In all the wrong places Oh, somebody take me home I've been falling in love With all the wrong faces Oh, somebody take me home Please take me home [Verse 3] Yeah, then I met Miami, she was spanish Miami te amo, me llamo Travie She could tell that I wasn't bilingual I don't know todito, but I know un poquito We can hit South Beach and drink mojitos And maybe you can introduce me to your people Ha, yo no voy pa' tra My first love keep on calling You no voy pa' ya I think I finally found where imma stay On I-95 But never forget the 88, no [Chorus] Oh, I've been looking for love In all the wrong places Oh, somebody take me home I've been falling in love With all the wrong faces Oh, somebody take me home Please take me home