Two Foot Tony

[Verse] Hey, you know the feeling Your mate says the waves are peeling Cool your heels, boy, you can't surf You know you're gonna look silly And that the air is feeling chilly And your body's old like Colin Firth The lineup demands respect Which way does your wetsuit zip up, have you checked? Remember the zip's predominately at the back You can drive to the beach with your wetty half on How are you enjoying the song? So grab a shell from the sand, put it to your ear The message from the ocean is loud and clear [Chorus] You can be a One Knee Noni But aim to be a Two Foot Tony You can be in a barrel, Darryl Get ready to shred, Fred 'Cause it's well worth learning to surf [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] You can be a One Knee Noni But aim to be a Two Foot Tony You can be in a barrel, Darryl Get ready to shred, Fred 'Cause it's well worth learning to surf [Pre-Chorus] There's something pulling stronger than a rip The sea is close, you can taste it on your lips [Chorus] You can be a One Knee Noni But aim to be a Two Foot Tony You'll be in a barrel, Darryl Get ready to shred, Fred 'Cause it's well worth learning Oh, it's well worth learning Mhm To surf