Settin' the Woods on Fire

[Verse 1] Comb your hair and paint and powder You act proud and I'll act prouder You sing loud and I'll sing louder Tonight we're settin' the woods on fire [Verse 2] You're my gal and I'm your feller Dress up in your frock of yeller I'll look swell but you'll look sweller Settin' the woods on fire [Bridge] We'll take in all the honky-tonks Tonight we're having fun We'll show the folks a brand new dance That never has been done [Verse 3] I don't care who thinks we're silly You'll be daffy, I'll be dilly We'll order up two bowls of chili Settin' the woods on fire [Pedal Steel Guitar and Fiddle Solos] [Verse 4] I'll gas up my hot rod stoker We'll get hotter than a poker You'll be broke but I'll be broker Tonight we're settin' the woods on fire [Verse 5] We'll sit close to one another Up one street and down the other We'll have a time, oh brother Settin' the woods on fire [Bridge] We'll put aside a little time To fix a flat or two My tires and tubes are doin' fine But the air is showin' through [Verse 6] You clap hands and I'll start bowin' We'll do all the law's allowin' Tomorrow I'll be right back plowin' Settin' the woods on fire