I’m a Rat

I'm a rat in a trap And I'm happy about that Because everyone believes that I was caught Now, they feel so good about themselves 'Cause they love to watch me suffer Until they found it in their hearts to help me out So, I thanked them and apologized for all my bad behavior I blamed it on my addiction to cheese Now, everybody likes me, thinks I'm rehabilitated And I finally get to do what the fuck I please I'm a rat, I don't wanna hear your sermon I'm a vermin, and I'm always gonna gnaw on things I know we aggravate you I'm a rat acting like a good doer 'Til I go back to my sewer and ingest my poisonous poisons I'm a rat (ah-ah) I'm a rat (ah-ah) I'm a rat (ah-ah) I'm a rat And I put myself in that trap 'Cause I'm a rat who won't race your human races I don't want your pole position I won't live the competition I'm a rat who figured out how to win without anybody losing Or at least not ever knowing they were beaten 'Cause I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat And I put myself in that trap And I'm happy about that