One Trick Pony

[Verse 1] He's a one-trick pony One trick is all that horse can do He does one trick only It's the principal source of his revenue When he steps into the spotlight You can feel the heat of his heart come rising through [Verse 2] See how he dances See how he loops from side to side Ah, see how he prances The way his hooves just seem to glide He's just, just a one-trick pony, that's all he is But he turns that trick with pride [Bridge] He makes it, it look so easy, he looks so clean He moves like one of God's immaculate machines He makes me think, think all about all of these extra moves I make All of this herky-jerky motion and the bag of tricks it takes To get me through my working day He's a one-trick pony [Verse 3] He's a, a one-trick pony He either fails or he succeeds, oh yeah He gives his testimony Then he relaxes in the weed He's got one trick to last a lifetime But that's all a pony needs [Outro] One-trick pony, ah One-trick pony, ah One-trick pony, oh One-trick pony