The Queens English

[Intro] Yeah, eh Uh, hah He A-E-I-O-U I got a girl named Raba Laba Laba Laba Ding Dong [Verse] The Queen's English of the town crier Hold the pliers 'til you pry 'em from my cold dead fingers For loosing up the death harbingers Diddle-iddle-iddle-in, carpenter Beyond the need to draw a picture Find out, just write a joint without a chorus While I peel an orange on a park bench This piece'll be the porridge, how I tinker with the temper' The proof is in the pudding like the ink is in the printer Okay, I knеw a babe who had a baby, went and ate hеr own placenta Don't say that to offend her, I represent her The father celebrated, raised the baby in all her splendor The baby came of age, [?] faded Had a fender bender Everytime the sun descend, I have my own agenda That's to have a night to remember Gotta stencil up my emblem And independent L from blowin' on the embers When I'm not on my J.O., spraying mayo from the member Slender a spender, Last Airbender The cartoon, not the movie Let's boogie woogie Let's cut her up Let's trade in the bandwagon for a Volkswagen bug Fortex or bust Buds before buns Dawn before dusk Love before lust Don't hunt me for my tusks, I can't be touched Swinging my trunk Uh-huh, what a hunk I am, therefore I think, therefore I thunk Let's fast forward before Atlantis was sunk Wanted, I'll be always in the hallways playing manhunt Throw your hands up, if— Whatever specific condition, as if you need permission I'll put the super into superstition Took the soup from out the soup kitchen Uh, what the Fu-Schnicken I down a pound of Kung Pao chicken I'm always in the field, Cal Ripken Gallopin', with the horsepower of the whip Emmett Brown hooked to the clock tower Wowzers, I deflower Sometimes I gotta talk in code just to say I don't be taking cold showers I sleep through chick flicks, both hours And always the Rings: Part 2, Legend of the Two Towers My info from the source, my sauce sweet and sour My super knows karate that he learned in Okinawa [?] say the prey I corner and devour Those in hopes of going gold will take a golden shower Hah, the sweet release This one is for the Cosby's and Sweet Denise Rudy grew up bad too, 'cept she got a perm I mostly don't be talking 'cept for talking out of turn I never don't be running but I'll run another term Judge had questions far as papers I was served I told him "None of your concern" He tried looking stern, he said "Son, you're gonna get what you deserve" I told him "Yessir, I definitely got the nerve" Hey, no, the monster he done nerfed He said it's Google Earth, so he gon' learn Word