Modern Day Ripoff

[Verse 1] She twisted my arm and I bought the farm The law on her side, I wish I could hide I'm guilty as sin, but I know how to win I don't know how to die, I don't know how to cry I'm squirming in pain, it's twisting my brain I carry the ball, I carry it all And when I'm done, I'm still looking for fun My nose in the grind, I'm so sorry I signed This fortunate creature is my S&M teacher It's a modern day rip off, modern day rip off [Chorus] Modern age rip off Modern age rip off Rip off, rip off, rip off [Verse 2] I got shit in my bucket I wish I could say "Fuck it" Publicity target, each day I enlarge it A respectable person would not do so much cursing At least I'm still kicking Am I smart or chicken? I ran out of blow a long time ago I can't smoke a J or my guts fly away This fortunate creature is my S&M teachеr Modern age rip off, modern agе rip off [Chorus] Modern age rip off Rip off, rip off, rip off Modern age — [Guitar Solo] [Breakdown] Rip off, rip off, rip off R-R-R-Rip off, r-r-r-r-r-r-rip off, r-r-rip off, (Ah, tah, tah, tah, tah) Rip off (Ohh), rip off (Ahh) (Tah, tah, tah, tah, tah, tah, tah, tah, tah, tah, tah, ohh) [Outro] Oh-ah, I'm dying here