Follow The Leader

[Chorus] Follow the leader To the ends of the earth Follow the leader I’ve been there from the birth Follow the leader I love all of your work Follow the leader Love you so much that it hurts [Verse 1] Follow the leader, leader, leader I could never leave ya, I am a believer I have been to see ya in every single region I’ve been close enough that I could slash ya with a cleaver I just really need ya, I could dice you up and keep ya Stick you on my wall beside a photograph of Bieber Take you out for walks, introduce you to ma people Peter, Timothy, Alan and Uncle Kiefer They’d really love to meet ya, can’t believe that soon I’ll meet ya I’m gonna squeeze ya, I’ll put you in a sleeper Take you home to Peterborough Smoke some sour diesel bra Ahh, Raff I’m so eager to meet ya [Chorus] Follow the leader To the ends of the earth Follow the leader I’ve been there from the birth Follow the leader I love all of your work Follow the leader Love you so much that it hurts [Verse 2] I really hope you’ll come back to ma house after the show 'Cause if you don’t, I’m afraid that I’ll die slow I’ll hold my breath, tell these medics There ain't no medicine ready enough to cure such an aching in my soul My love for you is like no other love there is or ever was I know your favourite sweets apple crumble or lemon tops That fucking slut was ungrateful, I’d let you wear your socks I’d fucking wear you to dinner like you’re a pair of Clogs I’ve followed you since you were a flicker in your Mammy’s eyes It’s a shame I can’t touch you like it’s Hammer Time I probably shouldn’t have done what I did but now I’m fine I’m sat here reading this letter cursin’ my camera time I check myself in the mirror, I see my hands are tied Can’t do the gig with a vest or an AK49 All The World’s A Stage, without my fans I’d die Ay, so I’ll guess I’ll fucking walk the line [Chorus] Follow the leader To the ends of the earth Follow the leader I’ve been there from the birth Follow the leader I love all of your work Follow the leader Love you so much that it hurts [Verse 3] It’s so confusing, you’ve got colder, you’ve been using me I bought you t-shirts and chocolate, I sent you jewellery Look at what you doin me, I’m cryin’ over stupid shit Your songs are not about me, I am taking back my jewellery You’re such a fucking homophobe, I wish I never let you in To think that I was thinking maybe I should let you live I’m gonna blow up your family like I’m a terrorist You were my hero, my Jesus and now you’re my nemesis I’ll climb up on your terrace, menace into your fellowship I’ll slit the throats of your relatives, shoot that Jess in the belly Feed you heroin, I gave you everything Now you’ll come to bed with me, forever you’re in debt with me [Chorus] Follow the leader To the ends of the earth Follow the leader I’ve been there from the birth Follow the leader I love all of your work Follow the leader Love you so much that it hurts [Verse 4] Is this P? I got the letters you sent for me St. Lukes is where you motherfuckin’ sentenced me I just found your number, you’re the same one that’s been texting me Stalkin’ me, there’s police outside your house, you’d better talk to me Yeah, send ‘em in, this creepy cunt’s ignorin’ me I think I hear something, wait wait My name’s Paul, I’m a doorman, I wish my mum had aborted me I’m divorced and I’m lost at the age of 43 I’m dressed awkwardly, people are always callin’ me Paula Cause I like boys and I’m talkin’ about you constantly Then I found out you were homophobic and it got me so mad I exploded and decided your homophobia was not gonna wash with me You were threatening to slaughter me, that’s all I need I’ll always love you my idol, I guess that’s all from me I’m at your door you see, now try ignorin’ me Heyy you, get the fuck off me! Get off me! Heyyy! [screams] [Chorus] Follow the leader To the ends of the earth Follow the leader I’ve been there from the birth Follow the leader I love all of your work Follow the leader Love you so much that it hurts Follow the leader To the ends of the earth Follow the leader I’ve been there from the birth Follow the leader I love all of your work Follow the leader Love you so much that it hurts Follow the leader To the ends of the earth Follow the leader I’ve been there from the birth Follow the leader I love all of your work Follow the leader Love you so much that it hurts Follow the leader To the ends of the earth Follow the leader I’ve been there from the birth Follow the leader I love all of your work Follow the leader Love you so much that it hurts